20 Iconic Images of Superhero Fetish
Introduction
Superhero fetish goes way back to the origins of comic books, and these 20 images we curated show just how provocative superhero art and images can be. We took an art history approach to making our brand new gallery. Take a trip with us from the early 20th century through the present, and get ready to sweat under your collar.
George Reeves in The Adventures of Superman (1952-1958)
Possibly the first live-action superhero, Reeves' turn as Superman was one of the first television images of a superhero on screen beginning in 1952. Although the costumes may look to us in 2015 as too basic wool (especially evident in Ben Affleck's turn as Reeves in the film Hollywoodland (2006)), Reeves nevertheless shows that real muscle provides the basis for any hero. In Hollywoodland he also portrays the good-natured Boy Scout from the comics and later with the Christopher Reeve films. He’s a far cry from Zack Snyder’s interpretation. The costume may not be the sexiest, but something had to come first and bring our dreams to life.
Adam West and Burt Ward in Batman (1966-1968) (ABC)
These two played the dynamic duo. In hindsight, and as someone who never saw the series or the film that spun off from it until well into my 20s, I’m 28 now, it is difficult to sexualize the images. That said, the images are quite homoerotic and moreover, the bondage level in this series is quite high. It seems like they get tied up every second episode. The muscles may not have been there (both were quite lean) but the bondage is.
Christopher Reeve in the Superman films (1978-1987) (Warner Brothers)
In 1978 the first Superman film came out; thus the superhero film genre began. I wasn't even born when the first three films came out, so in hindsight the costume feels dated, much like George Reeves’s does. That said, like George, Christopher was all muscle under the suit – no padding – and the costume was spandex, or at least looked it. Here we see the fantasy of the comic book superhero costume really coming to life. The tag line for the film was "Believe a man can fly", but I think for guys with a superhero fetish, it was also "Believe in the fantasy" or "Believe in the dream". Superman was real, in color, and in many ways more palpable than George Reeve. Christopher Reeve was real.
Val Kilmer in Batman Forever (1995) (Warner Brothers)
I feel kinda bad snubbing Michael Keaton from this list after he was snubbed by the Academy, but I just saw Batman Forever and its real main star: Val Kilmer’s lips. My friend told me for years to rewatch it just for the lips. As if Batman’s rubber suit weren’t the perfect combination of sexy and cool, it’s also kinky and cool. Nicole Kidman’s character alludes to this in the line “Someone’s got a fetish.” We’ve got to look at these crazy, kissable and hypnotic lips! How no one figured out Bruce Wayne and Batman were the same person with that face I’ll never know. It’s in his kiss; Robin might be fun in the bedroom, but those lips! Gotta kiss ‘em!
Dean Cain in Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman (1993-1997) (ABC)
For most men, Christopher Reeves was their Superman, Dean Cain was mine. And he was perfect. A slightly different image from the one portrayed by the Reeves and in the comics, Cain entered the superhero genre in the 90, post-80’s and post-spandex. Thus the suit he wears is shinny, tight and sexy as hell. Those three factors rank very high for those with a spandex, nylon and superhero fetish. Win. Cain was all man under that suit, and it showed every week. Moreover, the focus the series had on Clark's relationship with Lois humanized Superman giving us a glimpse into both side of the sexy hero.
Chris O'Donnell in Batman & Robin (1997) (Warner Brothers)
I remember first seeing this rubberized suit and thinking about how cool it was. In hindsight I think Chris O'Donnell's body also had an effect on me as he's kinda my type, but the suit does something different from what Batman's suit does. The muscles, the colour and the fact we see more of his head and his hair (I loved his hair, still do) – his youth even – all combine to make a super sexy image. Going back to the previous movie, his entrance in Batman Forever (1995) features a giant bulge, which makes it even more pornographic but also more homoerotic.
Tobey Maguire in the Spider-Man films (2002-2007) (Columbia/Sony)
As a teenager this image hit me in two ways. First off, it was the physical realization of my childhood; Spider-Man, my favourite character had come to life. Secondly, this was an amazing costume. The Andrew Garfield version from the latest two films does not hold a candle to this suit. This original under the Sam Raimi regime is flawless, perfect, seamless. There is little to nothing wrong with it; the suit looks like it stepped out of the comics or the cartoon series I used to watch. It seemed real and was exactly what all the fans wanted. Plus Maguire fills out the suit very well. Likely the most perfect costume in the genre.
Ben Affleck in Daredevil (2003) (20th Century Fox)
Until Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice comes out, this is Ben Affleck’s addition to the cannon. I could have added new images of the Netflix series or Ben as George Reeves but Daredevil, while a flawed film, made an important contribution in superhero fetish: Leather. For better or worse, this is when we saw the advent of leather as the substitute for spandex. Yes, it took spandex out of the mix for heroes and now they wear the implausible leather suit. But for me, seeing Ben (my sister is a Matt Damon girl, I’m a Ben Affleck boy) in head-to-toe leather, was eye-opening to me. And it was really hot. Many fans complained about the look of the suit but to me, it gets my engine running!
Chris Evans in Fantastic Four films (2005-2007) (20th Century Fox)
I could do a whole post here because this is possibly my favorite suit on the list. Maguire's Spidey was perfect, but this, THIS… Chris Evans was probably twenty-three when he made this movie; twenty-four when it came out. He’s aged greatly (if you call thirty four old) but he was just a baby when he did Fantastic Four. Young and fit, Evans was the epitome of the perfect, young male jock. Pour that into a spandex bodysuit and you’ve got the sexiest thing ever. And I can’t get over his hair either. His body, junk and ass are on full display and the movie makes no qualms about hiding it: Evans is on full display and looks amazing in every shot. This isn't the best picture but it is my favourite image from both films; he looks so relaxed and comfortable but also cocky and slutty as the same time. The boots, his legs, the fact his legs are spread... yum!
Alan Ritchson in Smallville (2001-2011) (WB Network)
I’m saying it right off the bat: this is my Aquaman. For me the fact a network television show stuck a man in such bright green tights and made it cool, makes it a giant highlight for me. Ritchson rocked those tights, he wore them when they easily could have worn him. He make spandex cool. In another episode he even wore a wetsuit (another fetish of mine). This is what Aquaman should be. Furthermore, the shoes are sick; I’m looking to get a pair for myself with both cosplay and just general wear. I think those bad boys would look great in the summer. Plus Ritchson is smokin’ hot!
Brandon Routh in Superman Returns (2007) (Warner Brothers)
The costume harkens back to the days of Christopher Reeves; the designers just modernized it. But the image shown here is why it means so much to those with a superhero fetish. Tricked into coming to an island made of krypton, Superman is weakened and unable to fight off Luther or his men. Seeing out hero completely submissive is a huge, HUGE turn on. They drag him through the dirt, beat him in his suit… this is possibly the first time we see the fetish, in its essence, come alive on the big screen in all its savage glory.
Robert Downey Jr. in the IRON MAN films (2008- ) (Paramount/Marvel Films)
The suits are not the reason he’s on the list. It is what is under the suit. And I don’t mean Tony. I mean what Tony puts on before putting on his Iron Man suit. We get brief glimpses in the first film; it caught my interest. It was either spandex or neoprene and both were materials I was familiar with. By the third film he was wearing compression shirts and although we don’t see it I assume compression tights under. Maybe not the hottest on the list, but hot to know that under all that armour, Tony wears spandex.
Spiderman: Turn Off the Dark
I know, I know this is a musical, not a film. Yet the image is burned into my mind. An army of hot, unmasked Spider-Men ready for action. There are many out there, and all of them are hot. Each man looks different beneath the mask and they all look a little different in their respected suit, but as a unified whole, delicious.
Ryan Reynolds in Green Lantern (2011) (Warner Brothers)
Ryan makes it on the list twice from the same film, but for different reasons. People hated Green Lantern, but I actually don’t mind it. For one major reason: Ryan Reynolds seems like an awesome guy. Yes I want to go for beers with him and I know he’d have my back in a fight but he also would be fun to take home to bed. For the first entry we have an image that is pretty much porn, and for me at least, the fantasy I’ve had for as long as I can remember. A guy in his underwear is on a table (in this case he’s floating) waiting to become the hero. The immobilized male is a huge fantasy and here it is on the big screen. We don’t see the immobilized hero enough in cinema, to see this strong, active male so passive, completely unable to move, takes all his power and give it to us, the viewer. But the main reason this image is sexy? Ryan is in his tighty whities!
Ryan Reynolds in Green Lantern (2011) (Warner Brothers)
Okay, okay, the suit isn’t great. The mask is awful. The choice to make a fully digital suit just backfired. It looks fake, does not look as cool as it should, and it’s just plainly tacky. A lot of the fan art was way better. Filming Ryan in a motion capture suit – that works! Therefore, the idea that a man could awake to have a second skin… a sexy one at that, is so hot. That kind of image is like candy to those with a superhero fetish. The scene featured here is also a great one: funny, but also a turn on that he’s transforming in front of his friend (why can’t I have a friend like Hal?) and frankly once he’s in the suit he’s totally showing off his amazing body, putting it all on display, but also the absolut joy he expels after the transformation is intoxicating. Can’t wait till the Green Lantern corp calls me up and give me a suit of my own. The fantasy of having a spandex second skin has always been a dream. To awake in a Green Lantern suit… can’t wait!
Chris Evans in The Avengers (2012) (Marvel Films)
Yeah. I’ve got a crush. Like a big one. It’s a little much but I don’t care. He’s perfect. It is a hard choice to limit myself to one of the three modern Cap suits. The Winter Soldier suit and the new Avengers suit each bring their own to the table. Yet the classic Avengers suit is not only the closest we’ll get to seeing Captain America in spandex, but even though it isn’t it looks perfect! The colour, the boots, the chest, the hood that he so casually takes off, the shirt he wears under the whole thing, the fact that his body is a perfect upside down triangle and each costume shows off his big chest, slim waist and beautiful ass. Many fans have written and spoken about how Coulson was to be our position within the Avengers team, an outsider and a fan. Coulson is such a fanboy to Cap, he totally has a crush on him. Coulson even helped design the suit. Well done agent, well done.
Man of Steel (2013) Behind the Scenes DVD Featurettes (Warner Brothers)
I could post a lot of pics of Henry Cavill as Superman because I honestly prefer his suit over the classic one. I could also post a lot of images of Michael Shannon from Man of Steel, because for a man not known for being a heartthrob, he looks great in this movie. I could also post a lot of images from the movie featuring the two of them because again, going against the norm, I liked the look of the film. Yet you want some real porn? Look up the behind the scenes photos of these two. The fact they are just in bodysuits without capes helps, and the view of Superman’s foot is a turn on for me. Sure this isn’t a screenshot from a superhero porn flick? These two need to get a room.
Michael Fassbender in X-Men: Days of Future Past (20th Century Fox)
The X-Men films have always used leather (instead of the traditional spandex from the original comics), and it worked. Several films into the franchise, we finally saw some spandex in Days of Future Past. And damn, Fassbender’s got some arms. Look at those biceps! The thirst is real, because not only is he a great actor, but he has arms. Arms in spandex.
Grant Gustin in The Flash (2014- ) (The CW)
People really hated on the super suit from TV’s The Flash when it came out. For me it was the leather design. You can’t run in leather. The Flash’s team explained why the suit has that look in the series. The suit grew on me over time, partly because Grant Gustin is so charismatic. Yet it also helps that The Flash seems to get beaten down by the villain of the week every week. The suit may not get destroyed, but he is in peril and looks awesome doing it. And if you’re into superhero fetish, you know that a hero in peril is hot as fuck.
Aaron Taylor-Johnson as in Age of Ultron (2015) (Marvel Films)
I know Age of Ultron isn’t out yet, so I’m just using an photo from the set; Honestly, I hope they do something with the shoes because they are awful in my shoe fetish opinion; I need something slick, something that mixes material, colour and cut in the perfect combination that I get hard the moment I see them. That said, to draw from activewear, sportswear, both areas where there is a large fetish following (myself included) I’m really impressed with the costume designers for Quicksilver's look in AOU. The pants could be tights; really wish they were, but the top is perfection.
Superheroes in Bondage 101
Updated March 15, 2015: We added the Bad Ends blog to the blog recommendations section.
Superheroes and bondage go together the way that pizza goes with beer, or wine goes with steak. Besides the How to Kill a Superhero books (which feature superheroes in bondage), there are some other sites and products that do a pretty good job of turning up the crank on the superhero in tights by restraining him in rope, chains, water, and more. The list below was put together by Pablo Greene, and we'll be adding new items over time. We didn't include every site on this list. Instead, Pablo listed only the ones that have particular merit and have proven to be of high quality over the years. We think you'll enjoy some of these a lot. None of these pages is safe for work. Got a tip on more to add to this list? E-Mail us at au@howtokillasuperhero.net
Commercial Superhero-in-Bondage Sites
Eye of the Cyclone
Eye of the Cyclone has published quality comic-book-inspired stories using its own original superheroes and villains for more than a decade. This is a paid site, and a subscription gets you access to all their photo shoots and videos. The interface has not particularly kept up with the times, but you can navigate through the site to get the images you need. There are occasional video clips posted, but the real strength of this site is in its photos. The costumes pop, the models are muscular, and the poses are full of bondage, peril and domination. Worth the price if you like to mostly just look at photos.
Hero in Trouble
Hero in Trouble is pretty well known to superhero fetish fans, because they choose very muscular and handsome models and put them in superhero suits to be bound and tortured. This site has also been around for at least a decade, and it does one thing, and one thing only. You get photo gallieries with a paid subscription, as well as short clips of the hero struggling in bondage. Most clips do not feature a villain, and there are no storylines. If you prefer your clips shorter and are only concerned with the visuals of a muscular superhero, then this site would satisfy. The costumes generally are pretty good quality, too.
Can-Am Video
Can-Am Video is mostly known as an adult site devoted to wrestling and erotic wrestling, but throughout the years, they have published several great superhero bondage videos in their catalogue. The storylines are typically pretty shallow and not well acted, but the videos deliver in the action and images. Their videos put heroes through lasers blasts, net captures, drug injections, gags, ropes, shackles and mind control. There's no easy way to navigate to the videos but you can use their pulldown in search to see all their superhero titles. Lately the superhero videos have taken on a more standard look, so there's not much in the way of novelty here. Production values are high, and the costumes are really tight, and often ripped off. If you have the money to spend on DVDs or streaming subscriptions, this is your site.
Some of our favorites from over the years are the titles Super Studs: Toxic Water, Hangin' Up, Tales from the Chamber 2 (with a stellar performance by Jimmy Dean, who seems to have retired from the genre).
BG East Video
BG East Superhero Heels is one of the hidden gems inside BG East. If you're not familiar with BG East, they specialize in all things wrestling and erotic wrestling. You can argue that wrestling is really similar to superhero stories, because there's a fight between good and evil, revealing costumes and lots of domination. Well, over the years, the video company has ventured into the superhero genre with its Superhero Heels series. They are still wrestling matches, but you'll find villains with super powers and heroes who get unmasked in the course of a match. This site sells DVDs and also offers subscription streaming.
Kink.com and Bound Gods
Kink.com is one of the premier pornographers in the U.S. They publish videos for people, and featuring people of all genders, and they tend to focus on BDSM in most of their lines. Though they don't have a dedicated superhero line of sites, a couple of their titles below are worth the money if you like superhero stories with high production values and lots of hardcore sex after the costumes are ripped off.
The Moral Keeper vs The Evil Edgemaster - Super Heroes Series
Tumblrs about Superheroes in Bondage
The Sidekink
The Sidekink is one of the best Tumblrs dedicated to the genre. You'll find plenty of humiliated heroes in bondage, as well as some wrestling and lycra photos.
Captain Spandex
Captain Spandex is a very special friend of Pablo Greene and How to Kill a Superhero. He has great taste in guys and spandex, and though he doesn't always post images of guys in bondage, you'll find plenty there to get your superhero fetish going.
How to Kill a Superhero on Tumblr
The How to Kill a Superhero Tumblr is the site that started it all. If you want to see a curated set of guys in spandex, superhero costumes in all kinds of bondage, here you go. You'll also find humorous posts about comic books and superhero culture, as well as body types of various types represented.
Blogs with Superheroes in Bondage
Bad Ends Blog
The Bad Ends blog shows the true beauty of a superhero in peril. In fact, it's a comprehensive intro for people who want to understand why comic books have been so influential in developing images of superheroes in bondage. This blog is not to be missed, and it's a great addition to any fan of superhero erotica. Sadly, it's a very short blog that looks like it was abandoned in 2012. If you know the author please let them know they should continue. Nevertheless, it's a micro-museum piece.
Captured Heroes
The Tied Feet Guy writes The Captured Heroes Blog with humor, passion, and really great taste when it comes to superheroes in bondage. If you are often wishing you could see more twinks in superhero bondage or images of superheroes with athletic bodies, you'll want to check out this long-running spinoff from the main TFG blog.
Metalbond
Metalbond's Superhero Page Metalbond is one of the best curators and bloggers of all things bondage related on the internet. The site's library of bondage stories is worth a visit alone.
Ruff's Stuff
Ruff's Stuff Superheroes Category -- Ruff's stuff has a special love for superheroes, even though the site covers topics beyond superhero fetish. Be sure to click around other sections to learn about community events, find bondage video sites and to see hot guys in all kinds of gear and BDSM scenarios.
The Hottest Superhero Costume of All Time
We want to hear from you, the readers, on a very important question about superhero fetish.
What do you think is the hottest superhero costume of all time?
Your answer can come from three sources: Comics, TV and Movies. It's all fair game. Please link us to the image, too. And tell us why this particular superhero's costume is just so damn erotic for you.
Here's a few classics to get your minds and your libidos going. Leave us your entry in the comments!
Photo Gallery: Mid-Atlantic Leather 2015
Mid-Atlantic Leather in Washington DC is renowned as one of the best leather and kink events in the U.S., and with reason. It brings together wonderful people from all parts of the world, it's intimate yet large enough to feel big, and it's hot as fuck! Here's a gallery of some of the sights we caught this year. This year Pablo Greene organized MAL's first Superhero Fetish meetup, and we have included those photos, too.
Real Stories of Superhero Fetish: Ifitz
We are proud to bring you the latest real story of superhero fetish today by Ifitz. This series of essays brings to you the stories of real members of the superhero fetish community.
If you want to send us your story of superhero fetish, please email your entry to beastwithin0808@gmail.com and write "Guest Blogger" in the subject. And don't forget that author Pablo Greene's book series How to Kill a Superhero tells a fictional tale of a man with a superhero fetish.
My Superhero Fetish: Ifitz
The task of cataloguing and tracking my superhero fetish seems daunting but for some reason a sixteen year old me felt it necessary to actually write this down on a piece of paper. As if twelve years ago I knew this would eventually come to fruition: you will one day write about your fetish. Truth be told, my obsession with superheroes is complicated and walks hand in hand with my other major fetishes, obviously spandex, but notably wetsuits and athletic shoes.
It all began when I was six. I had gotten out of bed to get a drink of water, or something and I walked by the living room where Mom was watching Melrose Place. I wish, and have tried everything short of buying the DVDs to try and track down the scene, but a group of the guys on the show were wearing wetsuits, full body wetsuits. I was mesmerized, even at six, what were these suits, why did it stir something so deep inside me and why did I want to be one of these guys so bad?
It was the seed to everything that would happen after. In truth, while I associate that moment with the birth of my fetish in many ways I see it as the birth of my sexuality. It was men wearing these suits and while as a child I simply wanted to be one of them, a small part, possibly just a retrospective adult part, wanted to be with them.
At that age I was also watching the old Spider-Man cartoon on TV and my best friend Aaron had all the comics. He even went as Spider-Man for Halloween one year and I was quite jealous. Another guy in my kindergarten class also dressed as Spider-Man, I insisted he come to my birthday party and when he couldn’t I was devastated. In hindsight I think I only liked him for his Halloween costume. I had had an ear infection that year, and had to wear earplugs to swim classes. The plugs were held in by a red Lycra swim cap, which I realized looked kinda like Spidey’s mask when pulled down over my face. I still have it, and until I get an actual Spidey mask, will serve as my Spider-Man mask.
I also watched Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers when I knew my mother wasn’t watching; she though it was too violent. I just thought it was cool, the way the teens had secret identities and when they became these amazing heroes, they got to wear these cool suits. These cool, spandex suits. It didn’t occur to me, but again, it was all about the tight stuff. Jason was my favorite and even at six I thought he was attractive. I kept it secret but felt it was perfectly normal for a boy to find Jason attractive, I’m sure all the boys at school did.
I had written a comic about the adventures of Spider-Man and Jason the Red Ranger; crudely drawn and not at all taking into consideration that the two had nothing to do with each other. I often acted out my adventures and they always ended the same: Spider-Man would get captured, tied or chained to my bed, tortured as he withered in his suit. I didn’t attach anything sexual to this, yes I was erect, but with no understanding of sexuality I figured it was normal, every boy did it. I never thought anything of the spandex or the bondage either; it seemed normal to me.
I did this until I was 10, by then however, I started to notice boys. Often a cool pair of athletic shoes, often on older boys made me really excited. I think this is why I have a type (athletic, older), but I started to notice it wasn’t normal. And neither was my obsession with Spider-Man or the Red Ranger. Yet I loved it and still acted it out. By my double-digit years I was drawing new Spidey suits, using my next-door neighbor, ironically also named Jason, but this time one in high school, as the model. In hindsight as well, he became my type: tall, lean and blonde. I wrote out his adventures, and when I was alone, I acted them out, all of them ending the same way: Jason would be captured, bound up in some way and tortured while he writhered in his suit. I was starting to keep a list of all the bondage and torture scenes I found strangely attractive: the water suction scene from The Princess Bride was huge, as was a scene from Star Trek: The Next Generation where La Forge is kidnapped and brainwashed; too many scenes to mention.
In 2000 I was watching the summer Olympics and they kept mentioning a sensation named Ian Thorpe and this full bodysuit he wore. As if it were bad enough I was curious about the men wearing trunks, leggings and sleeveless bodysuits, there was a guy wearing a full bodysuit?
And then there he was. And there I was. I watched every swimming event that Olympics in hopes to catch Ian in his suit. He was eighteen and I was fourteen but he was all man in that suit. Commanding and dominating and the hottest thing I had ever seen in the world. I put a picture up on my wall, telling my mom he inspired me because we shared a first name. He inspired me other ways. But it wasn’t just the Thorpedo that got me hard; triathlon debuted that year at the games and the gold medal went to a Canadian named Simon Whitfield. Fit and wearing a sexy suit, the moment he came down to the finish line, ripped through that tape and showed off the man that he was. He was so hot and I was hooked on athletic gear.
In 2002 the first Spider-Man movie came out. I wanted to see it, Spider-Man had been my favorite superhero growing up and at that time I didn’t see it as a sexual attraction, it was a superhero thing. But still, in the back of my mind, something told me there were other reasons I wanted to go. There were, and these reasons followed me home from the theatre. I was a late bloomer, so I started jerking off about that time (I was fourteen), but it seemed a spandex thing, not a superhero thing.
Until Fantastic Four came out.
I was addicted to Chris Evans as The Human Torch. He was so young and hot, still is; but that blue suit was like crack to a hormone fueled boy. He was perfection, perfection coated in tight blue spandex. I was into superheroes, and by this point superhero films were in vogue. Much of the time not wearing spandex, but the genre ran parallel to the real rise of the Internet; I found out so much more about superheroes, the spandex costumes they wore and the guys who were into them.
I remember seeing Superman Returns in 2007. Brandon Routh and his suit mesmerized me, but when seeing the movie, I was confused. I loved it (one of the few that do even with its issues) but at the climax, when Lex tortures him, I got very aroused. I wasn’t sad at his pain I was excited by it. I had the same feeling when watching the climax of Spider-Man 3 but I was into Spider-Man, a lot! It was expected, I had already jerked off to the images I had seen of the blacksuit. Plus Venom, the bondage, the destroyed suit, James Franco… Superman was new. I mean I had fantasized about Dean Cain from Lois & Clark but this was new. It wasn’t until recently that I really understood why and moreover, accepted that my mind and body had these reactions, sometimes in the theatre.
As the decade came to a close and the 2010s began it was an interesting time for me. As a film studies student I was big into the genre but sexually, I was addicted to the men in the roles and the suits they wore. I was always kinky and my fantasies of tying them up torturing them was huge and only grew as time went on. In 2008 I bought my first wetsuit, in 2010 my second. By 2011 I was buying shoes I was into, that turned me on, and by 2012 I was making enough money to be able to buy legit gear like Under Armor, which can we just say, is God’s gift to guys into spandex. Moreover, the guys who wear it are God’s gift to spandex fetishists.
I’m 28 and finally living on my own, finally buying the gear I wanted most of my conscious life. I’m getting sports suits and super suits. And it makes me feel like a man. In truth my fetish took me to places I’ve never dreamed of, possibly because I never knew they existed. I know someday I’ll have to find a man to equal me, someone who spent their childhood imagining the jocks at school or the heroes of the big screen were tied up. Teenage years imagining the boy next door had a secret double life in spandex. They acted it out alone, as did I, but someday it’ll be great to have a partner. Until then, I’m going to love the gear that gets me going. I hope you’ll all join me, brothers in arms.
P.S. Paul Rudd as Ant-Man is my wallpaper right now and I can’t get enough of it!
